Terdcutter

The o-ring. As the name says it cuts of terds in times of great need. Also shrivels with fright or great irritation.

The Phone started ringin right in the middle of my huge shit, Phew, my terdcutter got some action there!

or:

god jimmy's laugh makes my terdcutter shrivel up like a raisin.

Or:

When Shaun came around my terdcutter cinched up tighter than a wet knot cuz it looked like he was gonna beat my ass

Terdcutter by Jooglyboo December 29, 2008

terdcutter

a device used for cutting terds

"that qwer is such a terdcutter he cuts terds with his teeth, and his name is forman ray equals gay maclean"

asshole, turdcutter, forman ray's mouth, and you

terdcutter by mklv May 28, 2009

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

Triangle Terd Cutter by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010

Turdcutter

The often overlooked and ignored aspect of a womans body. Located a mere few inches from her most pleasurable of sexual entrances. Small in size and when properly treated, can bring her and her man ultimate pleasure. Its aroma is amazing and its taste, tangy and zesty. The only place a man can get an ass tortilla or be a bung tonguer. Ones penis can find much pleasure and entertainment there when properly approaching your lady for some fine cornhole action or even just to be a Bum Sniffer. Its form fitting shape is snug against the erect penis and can cause extreme and copius orgasms. A Rectum Rooter sweet spot.

Dave: Hey Frank, why the hell is Steve in such a good mood today.
Frank: His wedding anniversary was this weekend.
Dave: So.
Frank: That's the only time hise wife lets him explore her Turdcutter.
Dave: Now I understand.

Turdcutter by The King Cornholer April 19, 2008

terd cutter 

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

terd cutter by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

turdclutter 

difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex

I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.

I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.

turdclutter by Bathsheba09 January 8, 2009

turdcutter

Course word for a woman's booty.
Don't use this term for a man's ass or you'll get stomped.

"Ooooh-ee, that Takadra has one fine TURDCUTTER on her."
"I do say, I'm tempted to eat the corn outta her shite."

turdcutter by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006