Timofey

Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!

Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...

by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018

timofey

timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.

also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.

z: whos that?
a: hes timofey but we call him Satan.

by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018

timofey

Also known as Timokha, Tim, Timothy, Timon, Tima. The coolest guy in the whole world!

Ohhh... You are so cool. Your name must be Timofey

by PushPull February 15, 2018

Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

Timofiy

Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.

Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy

by HuboDK September 28, 2019

timofej

He's mother f*cker

Oml- why are timofej's so ugly-

by anonymous October 5, 2020

timofy

HOI MII NAMES TIMOFY AND AND IM SO SUPER DUPER UBER KOOL COZ I GET DRUNK EVERWI NITE WID MII BOIIZ, AND DEN AFTER I TAKEN A SIP OF MA ALCOHOMAHOL I LYK 2 FINGUR DA WALL!!!!!

person 1: oooh eeehm ghee thats so fucking gay
person 2: you mean thats so timofy?

by tenille.sanfilli October 7, 2011