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Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Timofey by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018
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timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.

also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.
z: whos that?
a: hes timofey but we call him Satan.
timofey by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018
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Also known as Timokha, Tim, Timothy, Timon, Tima. The coolest guy in the whole world!
Ohhh... You are so cool. Your name must be Timofey
timofey by PushPull February 15, 2018

Timofey Mosgov 

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.
Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy
Timofiy by HuboDK September 28, 2019
Oml- why are timofej's so ugly-
timofej by anonymous October 5, 2020
HOI MII NAMES TIMOFY AND AND IM SO SUPER DUPER UBER KOOL COZ I GET DRUNK EVERWI NITE WID MII BOIIZ, AND DEN AFTER I TAKEN A SIP OF MA ALCOHOMAHOL I LYK 2 FINGUR DA WALL!!!!!
person 1: oooh eeehm ghee thats so fucking gay
person 2: you mean thats so timofy?
timofy by tenille.sanfilli October 7, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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