Timofei 

A good man, who tries to convince himself and others that he's not such.

Timofei got drunk again.

Timofei by Danny_yippie December 31, 2023

Timofei 

Timofei is jealous of Kimberly's 7 cocks that grow continuously. He wishes he got bitches but can't because Kimberly steals them all. He also AGGRESSIVELY flirts with men but cant get in their pants :. Hes also supper funny and kind with a big heart (contiDICKtory to his penis). His favorite song is "Good Lookin' " by Dixon Dallas (play it full volume in public) and he has witow tiwny itty bitty witow baby boy dipples. Hes also 6'2 and growing which is very unfair. When you see him, ask him for a pun (you will regret this decision)! He is a twink

Person 1: wow Timofei is tall!!
Person 2: the fog is coming, run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run.

Timofei by ThePolarBearInQuestion April 30, 2024

Timofei Frank 

Timofei Frank is a top g, absolute gigachad, literal legend fr 🔥 short but deadly, he is the jesus of short kings with his W rizz 💯 he is a dapper chap and a lovely fellow in my humble opinion :3

you're Timofei Frank?!?!?! no wayyy i'm a huge fan bro can u sign my forehead pls

Timofei Frank by jesuschristfr October 6, 2023

Timofey Mosgov 

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

Timofey Mosgov by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

Timofey 

Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!

Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...

Timofey by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018

Timofiy 

Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.

Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy

Timofiy by HuboDK September 28, 2019

timofey 

timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.

also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.

z: whos that?
a: hes timofey but we call him Satan.

timofey by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018