timofy
HOI MII NAMES TIMOFY AND AND IM SO SUPER DUPER UBER KOOL COZ I GET DRUNK EVERWI NITE WID MII BOIIZ, AND DEN AFTER I TAKEN A SIP OF MA ALCOHOMAHOL I LYK 2 FINGUR DA WALL!!!!!
timofy by tenille.sanfilli October 7, 2011
Timofey Mosgov
A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.
Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
Timofey Mosgov by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016
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Timofey
Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Timofey by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018
timoya
Timoya is a really great person, she has a great sense of humour and she always makes sure your not feeling down. She has a smile and a laugh that can keep you going for a while and her amazing personaliry can light up a whole room. Dont ever undersetimate her, shes amazing at whatever she does and she desereves the absolout most! I love my timoya so much as she is a really great best friend and a lovely human being
timoya by UrbanTheTm May 21, 2020
Timofiy
Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
timofey
timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.
also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.
also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.
timofey by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018
Timoty
An amazing person who will bring a smile to anyone who talks to her! She’s a kind hearted person who doesn’t want to be bullied, but anyone who does mess with her gets slapped in the face with a pickle! She’s is also the number one person when it comes to ERP and Simping!
When you meet a Timoty you should try your best to keep them close!
When you meet a Timoty you should try your best to keep them close!
Timoty by Daddy Newt October 6, 2020
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