timofe

A Timofe is a girl who thinks she's hot and has a shot with a Hershey's bar. She wants to be the centre of attention and will do anything to be it. She is a sluuuuut!! And has her legs wide open for anything with a pulse. She looks for sexual thrills everywhere, including doorknobs

Eg. What a Timofe! Eurgh!

by Aft edits January 6, 2014

Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

Timofey

Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!

Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...

by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018

Timotej

The most handsome man I've ever met with the most amazing smile I've ever seen. He has a great personality whether it's how funny he is or just how he's the most honest person I've ever met. He talks with the cutest little southern accent that just gives me puppies in my heart. He knows how to make me smile when it seems like I'm having the worst of days. He makes me feel safer than anybody has ever made me feel before. He's fun to hang around and can do some of the goofiest things I've ever seen that I just can't help to love. He cares more than most and will do anything for anybody that won't take advantage of it. He's gone through a lot, maybe even too much, but he continues on with his life and prospers. He's a future pbr world champion ;) He's the kinda man you hope to have in your life for a very long time, if not forever. The kinda guy you would love to have as your best friend, your boyfriend, or maybe even your future child's father. The kinda guy that I just absolutely adore and am proud to call mine.

Timotej is the cheese to my macaroni and I wouldn't have it any other way.

by Ginger 11 February 28, 2020

Nox Timore

An indie horror game, gaining a small amount of popularity when the YouTuber Markiplier played it. The game itself was created by Vidas Salavejus on the popular gaming website known as GameJolt. Playing the game, or mentioning it will cause you to itch profusely.

"ow, everything itches when I play this game called Nox Timore."

"Nox Timore is cursed, it makes everything itch, fuck you Vidas Salavejus."

by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018

Timotej

King

Timotej is a king

by Lelepons_1358 November 23, 2021

Timofiy

Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.

Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy

by HuboDK September 28, 2019