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Timofey Mosgov
A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.
Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
Timofey Mosgov by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016
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timofey • Timofei • timofe • Timofei Frank • timofeitsl • timofej • Timofey Mosgov • Timotej • Timafe • Timotei
Timofey
Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Timofey by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018
Timotej
The most handsome man I've ever met with the most amazing smile I've ever seen. He has a great personality whether it's how funny he is or just how he's the most honest person I've ever met. He talks with the cutest little southern accent that just gives me puppies in my heart. He knows how to make me smile when it seems like I'm having the worst of days. He makes me feel safer than anybody has ever made me feel before. He's fun to hang around and can do some of the goofiest things I've ever seen that I just can't help to love. He cares more than most and will do anything for anybody that won't take advantage of it. He's gone through a lot, maybe even too much, but he continues on with his life and prospers. He's a future pbr world champion ;) He's the kinda man you hope to have in your life for a very long time, if not forever. The kinda guy you would love to have as your best friend, your boyfriend, or maybe even your future child's father. The kinda guy that I just absolutely adore and am proud to call mine.
Nox Timore
An indie horror game, gaining a small amount of popularity when the YouTuber Markiplier played it. The game itself was created by Vidas Salavejus on the popular gaming website known as GameJolt. Playing the game, or mentioning it will cause you to itch profusely.
"ow, everything itches when I play this game called Nox Timore."
"Nox Timore is cursed, it makes everything itch, fuck you Vidas Salavejus."
"Nox Timore is cursed, it makes everything itch, fuck you Vidas Salavejus."
Nox Timore by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018
Timofiy
Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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