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Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Timofey by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018
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timofey is a player, fuck boi, and pre-pubescent teen who vapes, smokes weed and skateboards. he also 100% has a quiff (short on sides, long on top). the best nickname for him is quiffer wet jet. he's a douche who lost his virginity at 13.

also, puberty hit him like a fucking dump truck.
z: whos that?
a: hes timofey but we call him Satan.
timofey by abbi_timberwolf October 1, 2018
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Also known as Timokha, Tim, Timothy, Timon, Tima. The coolest guy in the whole world!
Ohhh... You are so cool. Your name must be Timofey
timofey by PushPull February 15, 2018

Timofey Mosgov 

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.
Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy
Timofiy by HuboDK September 28, 2019
Oml- why are timofej's so ugly-
timofej by anonymous October 5, 2020
HOI MII NAMES TIMOFY AND AND IM SO SUPER DUPER UBER KOOL COZ I GET DRUNK EVERWI NITE WID MII BOIIZ, AND DEN AFTER I TAKEN A SIP OF MA ALCOHOMAHOL I LYK 2 FINGUR DA WALL!!!!!
person 1: oooh eeehm ghee thats so fucking gay
person 2: you mean thats so timofy?
timofy by tenille.sanfilli October 7, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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