timezoned 

What happens when you lose out on sex because of a long-distance relationship

Why did you break up with him?
Dude,we were totally timezoned.

timezoned by abracadayum November 4, 2015

timezoned 

When you get the shaft on something because you live in a different time zone.
When you miss your chance to chat with your friends because they live in a different time zone.

Aw man, I got timezoned on that yahoo japan auction!

timezoned by kyuubethe3rd December 14, 2015

timezoned 

1. To be in a specific time zone.

2. To be zoning out to such an extent that large amounts of time go by and seem like only moments.

1. "I'm timezoned yo!"

2. "Whoa dude... I can't believe it's been 20 minutes.. I was totally timezoned.."

timezoned by Lovebong April 24, 2009

Good Timezone 

A greeting for when you're speaking online, and don't know time the people who are reading it are at. Used as an alternative to Good Morning/Afternoon/Night.

1: I'm off to bed-- good timezone, everyone!
2: Good Timezone! Anyone have ideas on what I should eat for breakfast?
3: Good Timezone! I just had an AMAZING lunch.

Good Timezone by Koko Eternal December 17, 2020

timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want

"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted

timelined by docbernie August 3, 2012

tivo timezone 

A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.

Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.

tivo timezone by NCdubmixer January 4, 2010

Timezone 

The Timezone is when two people like each other, but hesitate to take the next step, because one of them is not ready to start an official relationship. The person who wants a serious (or official) relationship therefore is stuck in the "Timezone". The timezone may last for a few days to a few years, and within that time the two people either come together or split.

"She told me it's too early to make it official... Well, guess she put me in the timezone"
"I don't know when we will be official . I hate being in the timezone."

Timezone by riddlefiddle November 2, 2015