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timezoned

What happens when you lose out on sex because of a long-distance relationship
Why did you break up with him?
Dude,we were totally timezoned.
by abracadayum November 4, 2015
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timezoned

When you get the shaft on something because you live in a different time zone.
When you miss your chance to chat with your friends because they live in a different time zone.
Aw man, I got timezoned on that yahoo japan auction!
by kyuubethe3rd December 14, 2015
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timezoned

1. To be in a specific time zone.

2. To be zoning out to such an extent that large amounts of time go by and seem like only moments.
1. "I'm timezoned yo!"

2. "Whoa dude... I can't believe it's been 20 minutes.. I was totally timezoned.."
by Lovebong April 24, 2009
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Good Timezone

A greeting for when you're speaking online, and don't know time the people who are reading it are at. Used as an alternative to Good Morning/Afternoon/Night.
1: I'm off to bed-- good timezone, everyone!
2: Good Timezone! Anyone have ideas on what I should eat for breakfast?
3: Good Timezone! I just had an AMAZING lunch.
by Koko Eternal December 17, 2020
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timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted
by docbernie August 3, 2012
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tivo timezone

A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.
Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.
by NCdubmixer January 4, 2010
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Timezone

The Timezone is when two people like each other, but hesitate to take the next step, because one of them is not ready to start an official relationship. The person who wants a serious (or official) relationship therefore is stuck in the "Timezone". The timezone may last for a few days to a few years, and within that time the two people either come together or split.
"She told me it's too early to make it official... Well, guess she put me in the timezone"
"I don't know when we will be official . I hate being in the timezone."
by riddlefiddle November 2, 2015
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