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Timezone 

The Timezone is when two people like each other, but hesitate to take the next step, because one of them is not ready to start an official relationship. The person who wants a serious (or official) relationship therefore is stuck in the "Timezone". The timezone may last for a few days to a few years, and within that time the two people either come together or split.
"She told me it's too early to make it official... Well, guess she put me in the timezone"
"I don't know when we will be official . I hate being in the timezone."
Timezone by riddlefiddle November 2, 2015
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Timezone 

A place where all the fatherless children hangout
I like Timezone
Timezone by Frixza March 27, 2022

Timezone 

Similar to the friendzone but is caused by an extreme time difference. There is still hope left if you are in the timezone!
Usually occurs when a girl you're simping on lives so far away that she's never online when you are.
Person 1: "When I'm online, she isn't and when she is, I'm not!"
Person 2: "Haha you simp, you got timezoned!"
Timezone by Hispanic Master June 11, 2020

timezone slut 

Someone who communicates with people in many different timezones at once.
John has to join a meeting with people in five different timezones, he is such a timezone slut.
timezone slut by salparadise November 16, 2020

timezone atheist 

when you are atheist but you also think timezones are fake so you're timezone atheist
now realizing timezones are fake as fuck, so i became timezone atheist.
timezone atheist by CA$$H November 6, 2017

timezone ist 

a person who thinks there time zone is better then someone else

Good Timezone 

A greeting for when you're speaking online, and don't know time the people who are reading it are at. Used as an alternative to Good Morning/Afternoon/Night.
1: I'm off to bed-- good timezone, everyone!
2: Good Timezone! Anyone have ideas on what I should eat for breakfast?
3: Good Timezone! I just had an AMAZING lunch.
Good Timezone by Koko Eternal December 17, 2020
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