Timsterism

1. The religion for the aspiring singer/songwriter Tim Hatten.

Person 1-"So, back on the topic of religion, what did you say you worship?"
Person 2-"Timsterism. It's for Tim Hatten. He makes music and stuff."
1-"Well, that's interesting...I guess."
2-"It's also for the people that listen to his music. They're called Timsters, like Nicki Manaj calls her fans her Barbies."
1-"Ah... Makes sense now."

by Skycrashingcloudcatcher July 8, 2012

Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.

Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.

by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019

Tipsterism

The worst form of retardation.... Also commonly defends the indefensible

Synonymous with keffalissm

Tip has a severe case of tipsterism he defended lolicon recently

by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024