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timbitch 

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.
Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?
timbitch by Megamerican August 15, 2007

tidbitch 

v. to sincerely complain about extremely minor things

n. the part of one's personality that is inclined to sincerely complain about extremely minor things
Claire: Becky who is this asshole? I specifically said no whip!
Rebecca: Reel it in, Claire. Your tidbitch is showing.
tidbitch by AnkhMorpork June 17, 2019

Titbitch 

A vicious insult hurled at Burnt Face Man by Bastard Man.
"Turdburglar! Faggot! Titbitch!"
Titbitch by Hazybear February 12, 2006

timebitch 

Some type of being that does not recognize the normal social construct of time to be valid.
They will often openly rebel against clock complacency.

time anarchist
They often bitch about time not being linear.

Normal tasks will often be difficult for them to carry out.
Why isn't Chester here? It is already 2:30. I always forget what a timebitch he is.
timebitch by Chester_irl October 30, 2020

titbitchinniggercocker 

One who has big flopping bitch tits and has the qualities of a female nigger with a cock in her mouth.
Would someone please shut that titbitchinniggercocker up. She really is ruining my day!
titbitchinniggercocker by Colby 87654 December 28, 2007

Titbitch 

A bitch with large breasts.
Chris: Woah that chick has nice tits!
Jack: Yeah, but shes a titbitch.
Titbitch by SexualFrustration- October 19, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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