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timebitch 

Some type of being that does not recognize the normal social construct of time to be valid.
They will often openly rebel against clock complacency.

time anarchist
They often bitch about time not being linear.

Normal tasks will often be difficult for them to carry out.
Why isn't Chester here? It is already 2:30. I always forget what a timebitch he is.
timebitch by Chester_irl October 30, 2020
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Lord up in of this time bitch 

Declaration of one's presence in the current time and place wherein the phrase is declared. One is also a time lord.
Humanity: Blimey, the daleks are invading again. Who will save us this time?
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D
A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
Make tp at baal you telebitch!
Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

Part-Time Bitch

A girl who is nice sometimes, and is a bitch other times. Can also refer to someone who is a bitch to some people, and nice to others.
Person 1: "Did you see what Celia did? She's such a bitch!"

Person 2: "That's weird, she's so nice to me!"

Person 1: "Huh, I guess she's just a part-time bitch."
Part-Time Bitch by LiznessAwesome November 28, 2011

time bitch 

someone who takes about 10 hours longer to do something than they say its going to take.
i'm telling you, that girl is a time bitch
time bitch by supalate May 24, 2005

tidbitch 

v. to sincerely complain about extremely minor things

n. the part of one's personality that is inclined to sincerely complain about extremely minor things
Claire: Becky who is this asshole? I specifically said no whip!
Rebecca: Reel it in, Claire. Your tidbitch is showing.
tidbitch by AnkhMorpork June 17, 2019

bed time bitch 

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.
Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.
bed time bitch by natemev November 26, 2016
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