timbest 

When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.

Dude, I totally timbested last night.

timbest by TimBest February 1, 2009

Timbertaster 

Somebody who loves Justin Timberlake. No, not just *NYSNC.. Justin Mother Licking Timberlake. The sexiest boy in the world. A person who enjoys the exquisite taste of Justin Timberlake. like a belieber {only a Timbertaster} the sexual tension you feel for this male cannot be described, and when you hit that. That is when you're officially a Timbertaster.

" So i was watching Justin Timberlakes "Senorita" music video, and i just felt this weird sexual connection to him. Guess you could call me a Timbertaster"

Timbertaster by Timbertaster September 30, 2012

TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Timbertop 

An upper class school that pretends to care about its students, and pushes them into potentially hazardous environments where they are injured or killed. Many have died there and every single student has had an injury of some kind. The food is shit and they call noodles "miggas" (short for Mi Gorengs). Also if you aren't sexually molested by the staff, you will be by your unit.

MR HALL: Welcome to Timbertop guys!
Everyone: Shut the fuck up.

Timbertop by JackMeng June 16, 2021

Timfest 

1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.

1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please

Timfest by Sahm Yung BABY!! December 1, 2004

Timestamped 

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend

Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

Timestamped by The Professional Timestamper March 6, 2009