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Timbertaster 

Somebody who loves Justin Timberlake. No, not just *NYSNC.. Justin Mother Licking Timberlake. The sexiest boy in the world. A person who enjoys the exquisite taste of Justin Timberlake. like a belieber {only a Timbertaster} the sexual tension you feel for this male cannot be described, and when you hit that. That is when you're officially a Timbertaster.
" So i was watching Justin Timberlakes "Senorita" music video, and i just felt this weird sexual connection to him. Guess you could call me a Timbertaster"
Timbertaster by Timbertaster September 30, 2012

TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.
OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!
TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Timbertop 

An upper class school that pretends to care about its students, and pushes them into potentially hazardous environments where they are injured or killed. Many have died there and every single student has had an injury of some kind. The food is shit and they call noodles "miggas" (short for Mi Gorengs). Also if you aren't sexually molested by the staff, you will be by your unit.
MR HALL: Welcome to Timbertop guys!
Everyone: Shut the fuck up.
Timbertop by JackMeng June 16, 2021
1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.
1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please
Timfest by Sahm Yung BABY!! December 1, 2004

Timestamped 

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend
Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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