Timbertop 

An upper class school that pretends to care about its students, and pushes them into potentially hazardous environments where they are injured or killed. Many have died there and every single student has had an injury of some kind. The food is shit and they call noodles "miggas" (short for Mi Gorengs). Also if you aren't sexually molested by the staff, you will be by your unit.

MR HALL: Welcome to Timbertop guys!
Everyone: Shut the fuck up.

Timbertop by JackMeng June 16, 2021

Timbertaster 

Somebody who loves Justin Timberlake. No, not just *NYSNC.. Justin Mother Licking Timberlake. The sexiest boy in the world. A person who enjoys the exquisite taste of Justin Timberlake. like a belieber {only a Timbertaster} the sexual tension you feel for this male cannot be described, and when you hit that. That is when you're officially a Timbertaster.

" So i was watching Justin Timberlakes "Senorita" music video, and i just felt this weird sexual connection to him. Guess you could call me a Timbertaster"

Timbertaster by Timbertaster September 30, 2012

Timbermoo 

The extremely rare cosmic event, in which piles of timber, left to rot on a field combine to form a tree like zombie-cow, hellbent on... Well eating a tonne of grass really.

Random villager: "OMG! that cow's devouring my field"
Random villager's pirate friend: "Tht's no cow, tht be th' dreaded Timbermoo!"

Timbermoo by Gosgivit2 September 22, 2009

Minnesota Timberwolves 

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.

dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go

Minnesota Timberwolves by mrllama11 January 24, 2010

Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

screw the timberwolves 

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".

Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."

screw the timberwolves by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011

Timberloin 

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.

Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.

Timberloin by Braedon January 11, 2006