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1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.
1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please
Timfest by Sahm Yung BABY!! December 1, 2004
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TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.
OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!
TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019
When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.
Dude, I totally timbested last night.
timbest by TimBest February 1, 2009

Timestamped 

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend
Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

timester 

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."
timester by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023

Timpest tyrant

Someone that will protray the upmost compassionate, loving sincere and compelling soul that they possibly can ensure in someone’s outlook, of they’re insight. With deviant exposure, hollowed to they’re core with a manipulative backing to failsafe the persons trust and inner view of them. With drives of greed and heed, seeing as they only want to self loath bottomlessly a persons pride for self obsorption am ward grief of they’re inner insecurities.
You see how that girl plays with that dude time, feelings an self confidence. He’s destroying himself of false sense of hope when she’s a Timpest tyrant
Timpest tyrant by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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