Timfest

1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.

1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please

by Sahm Yung BABY!! December 1, 2004

TimeStamp

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Timestopper Shit

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

by Kirtune July 12, 2019

timbest

When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.

Dude, I totally timbested last night.

by TimBest February 1, 2009

Timestamped

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend

Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

by The Professional Timestamper March 6, 2009

timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.

"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."

by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023

Timpest tyrant

Someone that will protray the upmost compassionate, loving sincere and compelling soul that they possibly can ensure in someone’s outlook, of they’re insight. With deviant exposure, hollowed to they’re core with a manipulative backing to failsafe the persons trust and inner view of them. With drives of greed and heed, seeing as they only want to self loath bottomlessly a persons pride for self obsorption am ward grief of they’re inner insecurities.

You see how that girl plays with that dude time, feelings an self confidence. He’s destroying himself of false sense of hope when she’s a Timpest tyrant

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019