Mud Tidings

A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.

roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!

blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!

by lasiaf July 13, 2012

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

tiding

1) See tide; Placing weed in a pile with a credit card before the tuck, only to do it all over again after the tuck until the cigar is full of green.

Lil' Tee: Where's Shay Shay at?
Young Hustler: Oh, he over there tiding and tucking that weed so we can do this smoke shit.

by Cotton Mouth April 1, 2005

low-tiding

To have intercourse with a particularly filthy girl (in reference to the fishy smell of an unwashed vagina). When used as simply low-tide, it can be used to describe anything that's filthy.

After low-tiding with the scummy hooker, Joe decided to visit the doctor to make sure he didn't catch anything.

by Honduras September 1, 2008

timings

When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck

"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"

by feet_destroyer_3000 August 7, 2022

tiding

Short-form for "surfing the crimson tide" aka, having one's period. That obnoxious time of the month where a girl can't do anything fun, i.e. have sex.

"I'm horny, let's have sex."
"Can't. Tiding, call me in like 5 days."

by scissorbot August 7, 2009

Crimson Tiding

The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.

Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.

by Gary TNTC February 4, 2012