Definitions by scissorbot

Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

Situational Beauty by scissorbot August 16, 2011

tiding 

Short-form for "surfing the crimson tide" aka, having one's period. That obnoxious time of the month where a girl can't do anything fun, i.e. have sex.

"I'm horny, let's have sex."
"Can't. Tiding, call me in like 5 days."

tiding by scissorbot August 7, 2009

HOM 

Acronym for "Hot Older Man". Like George Clooney or something.

Amie: "I just don't get it with Brad Pitt. He's not a HOM."
Steve: "A HOM?"
Amie: "A hot older man."
Steve: "Alright, I'm a guy and even I get it."

HOM by Scissorbot May 28, 2008

slutnugget 

a mildly amusing word to call someone so you will have their attention.

amie: hey slutnugget, get yer ass over here.
tom: i love when you talk dirty to me.

slutnugget by scissorbot April 20, 2008

douchebucket 

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.

"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."

douchebucket by scissorbot April 20, 2008

romantically bipolar

a person who lacks the ability to decide if they want to be in a relationship.

the bastard just can't decide if he wants to make this work or if he wants to bump uglies with every other girl he sees.

he's so fucking romantically bipolar.

romantically bipolar by scissorbot January 6, 2008

glittens 

fingerless gloves that turn into mittens. popular among the homeless

dude, those glittens make you look like a hobo.

glittens by scissorbot December 3, 2007