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tideswell 

Wow that person is really tideswell
tideswell by CumGod420 April 10, 2023
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Teswell is kindest person you will ever meet. Has bright eyes, strong hands, broad shoulders and gorgeous legs. Is charismatic, confident and funny. Loves adventures in nature and swimming in the ocean. He is protective and considerate. He will take the time to understand you better than you understand yourself. He will be a little jealous sometimes, only because he loves you so deeply. Definitely someone you want to spend your whole life with.
Did you see Teswell dancing? Yes, he's so good.
Teswell by AThousandFlyingPandas August 26, 2018
Used as an expression of mounting anger or frustration. A versatile expletive on the level of fuck.

Similar in respect to Newman.
1. "Dude, you just shit your pants."
"Ah, tidwell!"

2. "You can't steal my catchphrase, man. That's totally horbawrong."
"Pfft. I just did. Deal with it, bitch."
"TIDWELL!"
Tidwell by jordancg August 5, 2008
The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.
The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.
Tidwell by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019
(v) To follow through on a plan before thinking it through. Also, to repeatedly make dumb choices.
Wow, you totally Tidwelled man. I mean it's bad enough to do drugs in public, but to do it at school in front of your teacher?!
Tidwell by N. of G. August 5, 2008

Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. 

A professional tow-truck company that specializes in hauling antique Chevrolets back to Hammer Down Town. The company is also known for hauling Fords across the scales, ole son. The Big Show is cool. You’d know if you seen it.
1. “Y’all ever met them Murphy boys that operate Tidwell Trio Trucking Co?”
2. “If you get a chance, go check out Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. in Hammer Down Town.”
3. “The Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. is located and operated in Tidwell Tx-ass (aka Hammer Down Town) by Kenny Metal Murphy and Sons, ole son. Get sum!”
a bumb on the street who gives advice
Tidwell was by 49th and Lennox
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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