theswell

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Theswell is the most kindest smartest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He's also quite popular and once you get to know him you'll understand why people love him. He's always there for peole no matter what and honestly is the funniest person ever.Even when he's having a rough day he still smiles and keeps his head up high

You: Theswell is so handsome
Person: I know right I just want to kiss him

theswell by Happy... November 23, 2021

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theselloutplays

A former CoD Zombies Streamer, who now only uploads once every 5 1/2 years, all being a new fortnite top 10. Many great politicians, including Socrates and that one guy from Sienfeld, believe he quit streaming to cure his crippling depression, at how terrible the pp is in ww2 zombies. Another popular theory is that he quit streaming, because he has turned into a Gollum, feeding off of his G Fuel addiction. Either way, call the Sellout Plays helpline, at 1-800-no-one-cares. (MFW 2016 PYRO JOKE!!!)

I took way to long writing an urban dictionary definition for TheSelloutPlays!

theselloutplays by Ibx3671 May 8, 2018

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theswell • Teswell • theselloutplays • thesmellypooper • smell the swell • the well • The Dwelling • The Selleck • The Shell • the Smell

Teswell

Teswell is kindest person you will ever meet. Has bright eyes, strong hands, broad shoulders and gorgeous legs. Is charismatic, confident and funny. Loves adventures in nature and swimming in the ocean. He is protective and considerate. He will take the time to understand you better than you understand yourself. He will be a little jealous sometimes, only because he loves you so deeply. Definitely someone you want to spend your whole life with.

Did you see Teswell dancing? Yes, he's so good.

Teswell by AThousandFlyingPandas August 26, 2018

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smell the swell

Knowing that you will get drunk tonight and sometime over the course of the night you will fall and break a bone aka smelling the swell

After having a couple shot, Rachel could smell the swell

smell the swell by Sexy screamer October 25, 2013

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thesmellypooper

A common pleb who abuses people

TheSmellyPooper is a complete pleb

thesmellypooper by Theremy November 29, 2017

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Theshell

A name given to a confident woman who doesn’t depend on anyone for anything because she believes she has the power to do everything by herself with the help of god.

My name is theshell

Theshell by anonymous April 29, 2021

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Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.

Smell the swell by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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