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theswell 

Theswell is the most kindest smartest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He's also quite popular and once you get to know him you'll understand why people love him. He's always there for peole no matter what and honestly is the funniest person ever.Even when he's having a rough day he still smiles and keeps his head up high
You: Theswell is so handsome
Person: I know right I just want to kiss him
theswell by Happy... November 23, 2021
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theselloutplays 

A former CoD Zombies Streamer, who now only uploads once every 5 1/2 years, all being a new fortnite top 10. Many great politicians, including Socrates and that one guy from Sienfeld, believe he quit streaming to cure his crippling depression, at how terrible the pp is in ww2 zombies. Another popular theory is that he quit streaming, because he has turned into a Gollum, feeding off of his G Fuel addiction. Either way, call the Sellout Plays helpline, at 1-800-no-one-cares. (MFW 2016 PYRO JOKE!!!)
I took way to long writing an urban dictionary definition for TheSelloutPlays!
theselloutplays by Ibx3671 May 8, 2018
Teswell is kindest person you will ever meet. Has bright eyes, strong hands, broad shoulders and gorgeous legs. Is charismatic, confident and funny. Loves adventures in nature and swimming in the ocean. He is protective and considerate. He will take the time to understand you better than you understand yourself. He will be a little jealous sometimes, only because he loves you so deeply. Definitely someone you want to spend your whole life with.
Did you see Teswell dancing? Yes, he's so good.
Teswell by AThousandFlyingPandas August 26, 2018

smell the swell 

Knowing that you will get drunk tonight and sometime over the course of the night you will fall and break a bone aka smelling the swell
After having a couple shot, Rachel could smell the swell
smell the swell by Sexy screamer October 25, 2013

thesmellypooper 

A common pleb who abuses people
TheSmellyPooper is a complete pleb
thesmellypooper by Theremy November 29, 2017

Theshell 

A name given to a confident woman who doesn’t depend on anyone for anything because she believes she has the power to do everything by herself with the help of god.
My name is theshell
Theshell by anonymous April 29, 2021

Smell the swell 

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.
I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.