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Teswell is kindest person you will ever meet. Has bright eyes, strong hands, broad shoulders and gorgeous legs. Is charismatic, confident and funny. Loves adventures in nature and swimming in the ocean. He is protective and considerate. He will take the time to understand you better than you understand yourself. He will be a little jealous sometimes, only because he loves you so deeply. Definitely someone you want to spend your whole life with.
Did you see Teswell dancing? Yes, he's so good.
Teswell by AThousandFlyingPandas August 26, 2018
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Tesmellya 

A variation of Tekillya; slang for dirty Mexican tequila.
I don't remember much after pounding that bottle of Tesmellya at Mark's going away party, but I'm pretty sure that everybody there smelled me later nonetheless.
Tesmellya by theBZNess February 13, 2013
an act of feeling, touching, and groping.
i would like to tewell around in his/her pants.
tewell by wtf jr July 7, 2008

tessellate 

1. To use multisyllabic words incorrectly without knowing their meaning.

2. To form into a mosaic pattern, as by using small squares of stone or glass.
After the image is acquired, the computer will automatically tessellate this area.
tessellate by Shaniqua December 9, 2004

Taswell Covenant 

Man Dale is really going all in today! He is good at Taswell Covenant.
Taswell Covenant by Cerinex February 11, 2019

tessellation 

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap
look a my tessellation
tessellation by ryan November 25, 2003

Tessellation 

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.
Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.
Tessellation by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009
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