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PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.
I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.
PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

Piddywickles and Chonkers 

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.
I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

tiddywinkle420 

some chick who plays roblox too much
Did you see tiddywinkle420?

Yeah, she keeps asking me to tiddy her winkle!!
tiddywinkle420 by infected399 February 21, 2019

tiddywinkles 

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!
Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!
tiddywinkles by rachel September 7, 2004

Tiddlywinkle 

Representing a unimaginably small amount/size
You’re a fucking retard!”

Maybe a tiddlywinkle.”

Teddywinkles

A very cute dog that is made out of styrofoam
Teddywinkles is so cute!!