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PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.
I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.
PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020

Piddywickles and Chonkers 

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.
I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

tiddywinkle420 

some chick who plays roblox too much
Did you see tiddywinkle420?

Yeah, she keeps asking me to tiddy her winkle!!
tiddywinkle420 by infected399 February 21, 2019

tiddywinkles 

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!
Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!
tiddywinkles by rachel September 7, 2004

Tiddlywinkle 

Representing a unimaginably small amount/size
“You’re a fucking retard!”

“Maybe a tiddlywinkle.”
Tiddlywinkle by Psychopathic Retard February 9, 2024

Teddywinkles

A very cute dog that is made out of styrofoam
Teddywinkles is so cute!!
Teddywinkles by teddywinkles May 5, 2024
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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