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titleist 

One of the best name's in golf. They make clubs,balls,bags,hats,etc.
guy1: What clubs you got?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
titleist by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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tickleitch 

when you are rubbed really soft and it tickles and itches at the same time.
tickleitch
tickleitch by Hazel Rane February 21, 2009

titleist ass 

A booty that is so large and covered in dimples that it resembles a bag of titleist golf balls.
Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.
titleist ass by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018
The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.

Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"
titleick by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007

Titleist Ad 

A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.
I almost bogeyed hole 7 but my putt turned into a Titleist ad.
Titleist Ad by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020

Titleitarian 

A titleitarian is someone whom doesn't deserve their position, or is out of touch, abusing the power they have once acquired.
I would have gotten my promotion if it wasn't for that titleitarian on the panel, shunning my revolutionary money saving ideas.
Titleitarian by CallumFoster April 3, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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