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Tickleitis

The physical need to tickle your boyfriend to survive in this cruel world
Hey did you hear about Jenny getting tickleitis?
Tickleitis by Melonoaky November 24, 2023

tickleitch 

when you are rubbed really soft and it tickles and itches at the same time.
tickleitch
tickleitch by Hazel Rane February 21, 2009

ticklefish 

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.
I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?
ticklefish by MattYouKnowWho April 3, 2008

Ticklitis 

noun. A disease where one is highly susceptible to tickling. Laughing induced, "heavy" tickles, are easily produced when applying pressure to overly sensitive "ticklish" areas. Most cases result in a pleasurable or exciting sensation. Although in some cases of relentless heavy tickling, a highly unpleasant sensation can occur.
Man, you are so easy to tickle.

I know. It is because I have ticklitis.
Ticklitis by Dr. Fo Real November 4, 2010

Ticklestick 

"Why did you bonk my ticklestick?"

itty-bitty dicky ticulitis 

A disease characterized by the condition of a very small penis.
Poor Little John. He suffers from itty-bitty dicky ticulitis.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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