Tickistan 

Also known as Maine. Starting in 2022, and in large part thanks to a warming planet, Maine has become the perfect habitat for disease carrying tics. Hence its new moniker “Tickistan.”

“Hey Betsy! Any summer plans?”
“Ugh, just got back from Tickistan, aka Maine. Gotta beat this case of facial palsy before I plan anything else”
“Wow, so sorry”

Tickistan by MickeyGK May 18, 2022

Turkistan 

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."

Turkistan by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023

A tickitacka 

A consecutive passing play leading to a binyeldis

"Lets hit a tickitacka on them"
"this is why nobody fucks with you"

A tickitacka by fuckentraksmdfa May 7, 2024