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A penis that is at least as long as a tictac but smaller than a chicklet.
Dude you know that girl you slept with last week?

Yeah

Dude she says you have a ticklet! Just wanted to let you know. That's what friends are for bro.

Dude! WTF, she's a lesbian.

Yeah well she almost slept with you, so that makes you either a bitch or you have a small dick. She said you whipped it out and she couldn't stop laughing!
ticklet by Dikembe the Charlie Boy October 23, 2011

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

tickle tickle whoop 

when you tickle and shove your finger up somebodys ass.

when you tickle.you tickle,you move your finger back and forth quickly across the asshole. when you whoop, you shove your finger up their ass.
austin gave sam the tickle tickle whoop treatment last night at the wrestling match.

ticklegasm 

Noun or verb. An orgasm experienced as a result of prolonged tickling.

Ticklegasm may be elicited by light teasing stimulation of the genitals with instruments such as fingernails or feathers.

Less obvious, but increasingly accepted areas of the body that can be stimulated to induce ticklegasm include armpits, belly, inner thighs and, most commonly, the soles of the feet.

Ever increasing evidence exists in online discussion regarding the "foot-ticklegasm". Currect accepted reasoning for the phenomenon concerns the proximity of the area of the brain responsible for processing sensation in the gentials with the area responsibe for processing sensation in the feet. Intense tickling of the soles of the feet can result in "cross-wiring" of the neural pathways resulting in the brain processing the foot-tickling as if it were genital stimulation and triggering the orgasm reflex.

Indeed, reports suggest that this cross-wiring can have lasting effects, with many stating that after ticklegasm has been experienced once, subsequent subjection to foot tickling results in quick and obvious sexual arousal, often resulting in orgasm within minutes.
n. Tickle my foot and see if you can give me a ticklegasm.

vb. My wife ticklegasms pretty easily if I use her hairbrush on her soles.
ticklegasm by racheld July 21, 2014