Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.
Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
by r0leX July 24, 2010
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