thumbectomy

A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...

1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...

2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!

by JB_Finesse October 1, 2005

Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass

OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!

by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpectomy

The exorcision of a malignant tumor from the United States Of America

Impeachment and removal of the malignant tumor that currently occupies the White House would be a Trumpectomy

by Tibbzzz August 14, 2017

trumpectomy

The surgical removal of a nasty anal fistula from the White House.

Man, I could really use a trumpectomy.

by pseudobansky May 6, 2020

Trumpectomy

Performed by the following procedure : FIrst...you need take two parts of the DECLARATION of independence we the people are created equal 2nd add one part of the Bible quote do unto others as you would have done unto you. Quotation 3rd at six parts of Common Sense

We need to perform a trumpectomy

by Insane joe kane April 16, 2017

Thumbuptomy

The act of giving someone a "thumbs up" or one that gives theirself a thumbs up on a website.

No one was giving me a thumbs up on my report so I used the old thumbuptomy.

by Jamfetto April 6, 2009

Thumbotomy

(Upstate ny slang)

Thumb+lobotomy

To gouge someone's eyes out with your thumbs in order to cause brain injury or death

Dude got jumped by the crick, pulled his gat but the fuckin thing jammed after he domed two outta three, ended up getting tackled and had to give the third shipdip a thumbotomy

by Fatfatfatfatfat February 22, 2023