Thumbuptomy
Thumbuptomy by Jamfetto April 6, 2009
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thumbectomy
A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...
1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...
2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!
2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!
thumbectomy by JB_Finesse October 1, 2005
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Thumbotomy
(Upstate ny slang)
Thumb+lobotomy
To gouge someone's eyes out with your thumbs in order to cause brain injury or death
Thumb+lobotomy
To gouge someone's eyes out with your thumbs in order to cause brain injury or death
Dude got jumped by the crick, pulled his gat but the fuckin thing jammed after he domed two outta three, ended up getting tackled and had to give the third shipdip a thumbotomy
Thumbotomy by Fatfatfatfatfat February 22, 2023
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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