Thumbotomy

(Upstate ny slang)

Thumb+lobotomy

To gouge someone's eyes out with your thumbs in order to cause brain injury or death

Dude got jumped by the crick, pulled his gat but the fuckin thing jammed after he domed two outta three, ended up getting tackled and had to give the third shipdip a thumbotomy

by Fatfatfatfatfat February 22, 2023

Trumpotomy

an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized

OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Trumpotomy

A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.

My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.

by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019

Thumbuptomy

The act of giving someone a "thumbs up" or one that gives theirself a thumbs up on a website.

No one was giving me a thumbs up on my report so I used the old thumbuptomy.

by Jamfetto April 6, 2009

thumbectomy

A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...

1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...

2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!

by JB_Finesse October 1, 2005

thumbstom

the ancient and effective martial art of striking an opponents stomach with one’s extended thumb. Most often used today by middle schoolers attempting to prank each other.

“Yo Matthew, I just used thumbstom on Chad in the hallway and he is still buckled over in pain lmaooo”

by mcburgerton69420 November 29, 2022