Phung

An object that can only be seen after taking LSD.

I make out objects in the room... A desk, a lamp, a chair, a phung.

by JB_Finesse December 03, 2005

irish curse

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!

Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*

by JB_Finesse September 24, 2005

crunkular

1. Relating to crunk and other words stemming from it.
2. A very 80's way to say crunk.

1. We shall test the crunkularity of this movie/entertainment device/other.
2. Dude, that's crunkular!

by JB_Finesse May 24, 2005

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse September 17, 2005

crunkularity

How crunk something is. Related to crunkular.

1. The crunkularity of the Ipod remains to be seen.
2. Your crunkularity will be determined with a deathmatch in (insert video game here).
3. I have only recently discovered the crunkularity of Bawls.

by JB_Finesse May 24, 2005

OVA

Another word for "over".

Who da FUCK be dat mothafucka ova dere?

by JB_Finesse December 04, 2005

Irish cap

A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.

Call it a golf cap again and I'll blow your fucking head off.

by JB_Finesse May 29, 2005