thrombosi

Plural: refer to thrombosis; have a lot of huge, bloodfilled, raging, vein popping crank!!!

"Dang, iam glad we dont have a bunch of chupis in the shop, their thrombosi would be overwelming!!!"

by Maximus#63 February 4, 2008

thromborax

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.

Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.

by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009

coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

Thromboner

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.

by Dednor May 9, 2018

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3

I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

by Casting_couch November 6, 2021

thrombo

Essentially the same as having an eppy - preferrably in a public place.

The process to describe intense freaking-out that can lead to a full-on thrombosis, especially if left un-mocked.

Can be soothed by playing a playing a virtual thrombone to said victim

Person 1: "man, this is really stressing me out today!"

Person 2: "whoa! chill man don't have a thrombo or anything!"

by da_chief November 10, 2010

trombonist

1.) Nicest people in the entirety of the band.
2.) Scariest people in the band due to the 7ft reach of their slide.

1.) "Dude look at that trombonist! She's so cool!" "Yeah! And she's so nice, too!"
2.) "I sit in front of the trombonists. You have no idea how many times they intentionally hit me in the head..."

by Tromboneslayer March 24, 2017