Malemasturbation method where he slaps or 'punches' the shaft or 'throat' of penis instead of stroking. Usually done to extend staying power to avoid premature ejaculation.
When I know I have the house to myself for a while, I'm a ruthless throatpuncher. When the wife is in the next room, I usually go for speed.
The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
Throatkill is the act of forcefully shoving one's c@ck deeply and repeatedly into the esophagus of an unwilling or unknowing victim. This is the basis of Max Hardcore's empire. The victim, upon completion of the throatkill, has their respect taken away in a manner that will never be returned. The throatkill is a powerful tool used by pornstars and normal civilians to take the respect away from a f@&kpig that will leave a lasting impression. Oftentimes the characteristic sound of the throatkill is gagging; moreover, the characteristic response to a throatkill is resistance and vomiting. The person who carries out the throatkill can often feel empowered. The beauty of throatkill resides in the fact that relatively small equipment, 3 inches or more, can be used to achieve devastating results (see the work of one Max Hardcore).
Did you see the way that Max used throatkill to break that trick?
My chick was getting on my nerves all night, when we got home I throatkilled that b@^ch.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.