Throatpuncher

Male masturbation method where he slaps or 'punches' the shaft or 'throat' of penis instead of stroking. Usually done to extend staying power to avoid premature ejaculation.

When I know I have the house to myself for a while, I'm a ruthless throatpuncher. When the wife is in the next room, I usually go for speed.

by Rainbow606 September 5, 2013

the shanghai throatpunch

The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.

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by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013

Throat puncher

When you go balls deep into her mouth and punch the back of her throat with your dick.

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.

by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017