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thriced

Being under the influence of tobacco, marijuana, and intoxicating liquors in excess amounts.
"Nik, are you drunk right now?"

"No man... I'm thriced"
by St.IggyPoppin'Bottles October 29, 2009
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thriced

the appearance of wearing many Thrice (refering to the band) associated clothes.
Jessica is very thriced out today.
by jesquee April 8, 2005
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thrice lay

To engage in penetrative genito-genital or genito-anal sexual intercourse to climax three times, in fairly close succession (such that it can be considered one session or takes place over one night). Not necessarily interpreted literally, but rather used figuratively to emphasize the relative hot-ness of the act itself or the person(s) involved, i.e. not once, not twice, but thrice.
E.g.: "My God, I would thrice lay him!" or "You totally thrice laid my ex-..."
Originally appears in an exchange between Gandhi and Geldemore of Clone High - S01E09-- Geldemore: "... As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you." Gandhi: "Uhhh, that's—, that's cool. But {cough} I'm good."
by Homo-Sapiens Pseudonymensis February 10, 2015
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thrice

to do something 3 times...believe me it's coming back...

It's the word so nice you'll use it...thrice.
"Hey man I'm not going to jail, I've already been there thrice!" - criminal
by roundtwentythree January 15, 2011
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Thrice

Antis of the Kpop girl group twice

Not to mention toxic and are just always looking for trouble by starting fanwars
Person 1: Twice can't sing and they need to stop acting cute

Person 2(once): oh look a Thrice, stop hating on our girls they work really hard
by Hai :) April 22, 2019
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drop a thrice

The act of dropping a thrice is the most complete, enlightening form of shit known to man. It has been called 'shitting your guts out', 'shitting out a lung' or other such terms, but the thrice holds a place in all our hearts. The thrice, like its close cousin, the deuce, requires more than one flush to evacuate. It is however most effective in public facilities. A thrice is usually a leg numbing experience and it can shock many first timers. The thrice is not a shit to be taken lightly. Users should be well versed in its usage before it is taken public. Thrices wait for no man. They have a tendency to interrupt fancy diners with a member of the opposite sex, said person's family, meetings with a superior, gaming sessions. A thrice can and will creep up on you at any give time. It should be made clear that a thrice needs to be at the top of one's priorities when it comes to such events. A thrice should be evacuated by no less than three flushes, however exceptions can be made. If you, yourself, require a courtesy flusha thrice has been achieved. In public, if you hear people come in and leave immediately, a thrice has been achieved. A thrice should be flushed at least once however. If not it is apt to leave behind floaters of epic, radioactive proportions. An oncoming thrice can be detected by sudden cramping of the bowls, an almost incurable urge to ninja dust, loud, possibly wet, flatulence and even prairie dogging. Once the thrice has been moved, the facility of your choice has been befouled, all that is left to clean up. A thrice-wipe should usually consist of at least two wipes per flush, making sure not to plug the toilet, as bad things happen if your throne ceases to function mid-thrice. One the final wipe make sure to 'wipe till ya bleed' or the akward post-thrice-squishiness will befall you.
"Dude, i just deuced it hardcore in your bathroom!"

"Hahahaha your funny, cuz i just dropped a thrice in your bathroom"

"Aww, fuck dude you didnt?"

"No I didnt. I wanted to drop a thrice, but I couldnt find the handle so its all festering in there."

*pukes*"aww fuckin shit dude'
by picKles was here February 24, 2007
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thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.
1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.
by the sheen machine February 26, 2009
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