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threeway melon 

Where three men each insert their penises into one of three holes leading to one conjoined gap in the middle. The objective is to be the first to cum without watching any pornographic or arousing content. Last individual to ejaculate will have to each the residue inside.
Hey, I know this might sound a little gay but wanna try that threeway melon game?
threeway melon by Undercover MVP January 1, 2023

threeway freeway 

To want to participate in sex with two partners, in addition to yourself (known as a threeway or menage a trois).
Julie wants to take a ride on the threeway freeway tonight, so the two of us are going to hook up with her friend Jill, who is bi.
threeway freeway by Lake 317 October 8, 2003

threeway cock socket 

Woman esp.; female of any mammalian species.
I need to find a threeway cock socket.

its not gay if its a threeway 

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.
John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

Devils Threeway 

In a Devils Threeway its a threeway with two guys.
Bill and Nick had a devils threeway with her.
Devils Threeway by Della P October 3, 2008

Admiral's Threeway 

An amorous encounter with a mother and daughter.

The name comes from Admiral Nelson's well know proclivity for mother/daughter combos.
Last weekend, I went home with this smokin' hottie. It was getting hot and heavy, when her mom busted in. Before I could say a word, this little cougar jumped right in. Just call me Lord Nelson, cause I had an Admiral's Threeway.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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