thorius 

Anyone with the surname thorius are extremely rare and special people. They decend from the ancient throne, whom were kings and these people therefore are very level headed and smart, loyal, are good leaders and are special enough to be royalty today. They are kind, caring, adventurous, loving, funny, and the most down to earth you can find. Thorius men and women are beautiful, as beautiful as you can be; genetically not the most fit but their facial features make up for it. If you know a Thorius, you know they tend to have a short temper but love so passionately. They are hot headed but once calm the most logical. They have the most welcoming and down to earth personality and have a very silly side to them that can light up a room and make anyone feel welcome. Thorius’ are incredibly loyal and loving and you will treasure them like no other, they are special and every partner they meet will never move on. They have you hooked. Once you’re with a Thorius you will never find better.

You were with a Thorius? You are so lucky. That’s like finding a diamond on the floor in a street.

I want to find a Thorius, that’s not fair.

thorius by Hotgirlsummerpending November 8, 2022

Thorium Moment

When someone goes off on a tangent or loses their train of thought due to ADHD. Originally comes from ranting about the benefits of Thorium over Uranium in nuclear power generation, despite nobody really caring about the subject.

Jacob spent an hour going down a rabbit hole of something completely irrelevant to the previous topic, what a thorium moment.

Thorium Moment by JustBandit0 June 4, 2021

Thorium

The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.

Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.

Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.

Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.

Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.

Picture Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.

Thorium by AstronautElk September 13, 2013

Thorium oxygen tennessine 

They are all elements. Together they create Th-O-Ts. Thorium being Th, oxygen being O, tennessine being Ts.

An intellectual: brother, those bitches are thorium oxygen tennessine.

Friend: Thank you for informing me of this information.

Thorium oxygen tennessine by Badmanclutch March 4, 2018

Thoriso 

Average in height, extremely handsome, funny and confident. A freak in bed and knows how to make a girl smile. He is an athlete and is also very intelligent with a matured mindset

I wish I was like Thoriso

Thoriso by Scottiiiie July 6, 2021

thoriso 

A funny,Caring and the most confident person ever made.A Thoriso can be a real dick at times but he makes up for it at any time

I want to be a Thoriso

thoriso by Deezy_031 April 19, 2019

thorisinmybed 

One of my favs mutuals # queen - marvelz4liferz

thorisinmybed Is a person 😎

thorisinmybed by Personthatwrites July 5, 2021