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Average in height, extremely handsome, funny and confident. A freak in bed and knows how to make a girl smile. He is an athlete and is also very intelligent with a matured mindset
I wish I was like Thoriso
Thoriso by Scottiiiie July 6, 2021
Words you can keep
A funny,Caring and the most confident person ever made.A Thoriso can be a real dick at times but he makes up for it at any time
I want to be a Thoriso
thoriso by Deezy_031 April 19, 2019
A guy who asks you for R6000 and does not paid you back, wears other people's clothes and doesn't return it.
John: "Sho Thoriso dawg when you paying me my R6000?"
Thoriso: Nah dawg that's too much
John: "Dawg I will even dropped it to R5000."
Thoriso: "Since when do I owe you money?"

Bob: "Sho Thoriso dawg when you giving me my clothes?"
Thoriso: "Don't worry dawg I will take pictures and act like it's mine."

It's all jokes ;)
Thoriso by JJ Marley October 23, 2020

Thoreson 

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.
Thoreson is a last name.
Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010

thotison beer

Nickname for onw of the most sluttiest girls. A 16 year old girl that looks 22 who wears a pound of makeup. She has a video of her where she is fingering herself has bullied a guy into suicide and also dated pretty much everyguy ever. She THINKS she can sign even thoe she uses a lot of autotune.
Ew , here comes thotison beer
The sluttiest 16 year old ever
thotison beer by Shalafalalala June 14, 2015
Some one who is obscenely good at everything he does. Everyone tends to like him and He has a lot of friends
I suck at everything, I wish I was a thorson
Thorson by Jack Jakerson December 30, 2011

Mr.Thorson

Annoying 8th grade science teacher who explains thing to one class and not the other, doesn't realize you are sleeping, and thinks science is cool
Mr. Thorson: Blah Blah Blah
Student: Zzzzzz...

Period 1 Mr.Thorson: Do your homework! (No explination how and then the bell rings)
Period 2 Mr. Thorson: Do not use birthdays or repetitive events for examples on your homework more than once! (bell rings)
Mr.Thorson by annoyed8thgrader December 6, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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