thoring 

(verb) engaging in activities characterized by a nordic fellow by the name of Thor.

Definition: The action of spitting nonsensical facts during an ordinary conversation.

“spoink!”
“my eyes were blue when i was younger but now they are more green”
“habitability around orange dwarf stars is highly unlikely”
“Again with the thoring man?”
“they are making white tattoo ink for black people”

thoring by vole gang November 3, 2019

thoring 

Another way to describe thunder and lightening referring to Thor the God of Thunder

It is thoring outside today

thoring by Marvelnerd2000 June 19, 2015

thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.

"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield

thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014

thowing

Thowing is when you are truly dumb and can't spell Throwing.

Eg: Mas sucks so bad the is thowing!

thowing by Senpaiwillnoticemenow? June 19, 2019

Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.

Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.

Thuringian Tower by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022

Thringorrr

We committed the act of "Thringorrr" which is very much like Earth love-making, only shorter.
I made love to an alien.
strange but true!
Spitting Image 2 book
page 22

We committed the act of "Thringorrr" which is very much like Earth love-making, only shorter.

Thringorrr by Teddybuoy May 13, 2005

Thorin 

Stabs people and makes a bitchin' grilled cheese; also known as the Tazmanian Devil.

Person 1: "Hey, were you chillen wit Thorin last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yah! He made me a fuckin amazing grilled cheese sandwich."

Thorin by hAz3y December 23, 2008