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instead of "your are a gimp", say "you thoms"
thoms by robert champion March 9, 2004
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thoms drummer

A flaming pussy fairy faggot cocksucker who can't back up his cumguzzling cockreciever for shit. Proceeds to think he is bad ass, and is on a fast path to having his parents house burned down around them as they sleep.
thoms drommer is a stupid fuck

tracie thoms 

Extremely talented actress/singer who is best known for her role as Joanne Jefferson in the film version of the musical RENT. A virtual unknown until she landed the role, Tracie previously appeared on the short-lived television series Wonderfalls and in small parts on several other TV shows. She can currently be seen on Cold Case.
tracie thoms by thomcat April 3, 2006

Dirty Thoms 

A Dirty Thoms is defined as a man who has multiple orgasms from being penetrated through his colon by a dog or pet of any kind.
My pet squirrel gave me a dirty Thoms the other day. I laid there after wondering how he was so industrious for being so small.
Dirty Thoms by Dirty Burkhart May 23, 2019

Pulling a Thoms. 

Thoms dropping his sticks during Footloose, resulting in him Pulling a Thoms.

Mr Thoms 

Old boomer teacher who yells over people that do nothing wrong and hits on the 13 year old girls in his class and braids their hair.
Mr Thoms: hey Marie how are you? As he braids her hair

If you were a boy..
Mr Thoms: YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE A PENCIL ON THE FLOOR? YOU DISGRACE GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM, YOU HAVE DETENTION ON SATURDAY . I’m
Mr Thoms by Owen mcowe February 18, 2020

Thomas Gros Cul 

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.
"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*
Thomas Gros Cul by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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