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Dooky thomper

A very large, tightly rolled backwood, or any other large leaf blunt variety. Such that you could drop it on the table or the floor and it would make a “thomp” sound and wouldn’t unravel.
“Ayo I got the dooky thomper right here, what are you gonna do with that lame ass swisher? Stick it up your nose?”
Dooky thomper by CheekyFootjob February 19, 2022

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office
it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch
Google Thumper by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.
instead of king or queen, they/THEMperor for our nonbinary pals
like emperor. but make it themperor.
hey themperor you dropped this: 👑
themperor by daddydilaudid December 7, 2020
A pathetic person that sees conspiracy behind every post in Craigslist's Rants and Raves. A Thumper believes all posts that offend him are the work of one person. He also thinks that all flagging is done by that same person. A Thumper posts repeatably, with a complete lack of creativity, desperately trying to rally the troops to the validity of his twisted view of reality. He fancies himself as a leader, but alas has no followers.
The Thumper in WDC Rants and Raves is crusading against OBAMANAZI, a mythical person that exists only in his mind.
Thumper by Phuc Yoo May 4, 2010

Porch Thumper 

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.
Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?
Porch Thumper by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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