A thimper is someone who gets super high and starts passionately talking about God, the universe, or deep spiritual truths like they just unlocked the secrets of existence. It’s like a Bible thumper, but way more baked — and less about preaching, more about vibing with the divine.
“Don’t smoke with Jasmine unless you’re ready for a three-hour thimper monologue about angels and quantum physics.”
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A person who acts like a slut during teenage hood and now that they are on the verge of 20 they fuck anything that moves including Adelaide Crows player and various penis shaped vegetables.
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No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.
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like emperor. but make it themperor.
like emperor. but make it themperor.
by daddydilaudid December 7, 2020
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The Thumper in WDC Rants and Raves is crusading against OBAMANAZI, a mythical person that exists only in his mind.
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