Thimper 

A thimper is someone who gets super high and starts passionately talking about God, the universe, or deep spiritual truths like they just unlocked the secrets of existence. It’s like a Bible thumper, but way more baked — and less about preaching, more about vibing with the divine.

“Don’t smoke with Jasmine unless you’re ready for a three-hour thimper monologue about angels and quantum physics.”

Thimper by lifeguardstatus May 19, 2025

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

Google Thumper by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Cuntly Trimper 

A person who acts like a slut during teenage hood and now that they are on the verge of 20 they fuck anything that moves including Adelaide Crows player and various penis shaped vegetables.

Fuck, she is such a cuntly trimper, she just fucked a cucumber!

Cuntly Trimper by Zeebar2 January 12, 2011

Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

Thumper Dumper Code Red by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012

themperor

instead of king or queen, they/THEMperor for our nonbinary pals
like emperor. but make it themperor.

hey themperor you dropped this: 👑

themperor by daddydilaudid December 7, 2020

Thumper 

A pathetic person that sees conspiracy behind every post in Craigslist's Rants and Raves. A Thumper believes all posts that offend him are the work of one person. He also thinks that all flagging is done by that same person. A Thumper posts repeatably, with a complete lack of creativity, desperately trying to rally the troops to the validity of his twisted view of reality. He fancies himself as a leader, but alas has no followers.

The Thumper in WDC Rants and Raves is crusading against OBAMANAZI, a mythical person that exists only in his mind.

Thumper by Phuc Yoo May 4, 2010

Porch Thumper 

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.

Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?

Porch Thumper by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022