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This boy doesn't know shit about football mate 

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

bad boy this 

by da band
bad boy this!
bad boy this by m money October 8, 2003

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy 

@JUSTJOOO
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

this is for my boyfriend <3 

hey baby, so i know you're reading this right now and i just want to talk about how much you mean to me and how i never want to lose you <3. ever since i met you, i felt some sort of special and secret connection with you, and i had a feeling that you might of hated me or something, but i know how good of a boyfriend you were to your ex that you wouldn't even talk to any other girl but her, so i know how special she wouldve felt when she had you :). however, she made you feel so lonely, and sad all the time. no matter what you had done for her, she never treated you incredibly well. and i just want to say, i am so sorry about all the pain and torture that you have been through alone, and im sorry about all your past toxic relationships

:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333
this is for my boyfriend <3 and nobody else :D

this one is for the boys with the booming system 

A lyric thats from nicki minaj super bass
This one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on his deck like he saving up
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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