thirstay

When you haven't gotten laid in a WHILE and you're so horny that it tricks you into thinking you want to be in a relationship. Vulnerable to getting trapped/cuffed/etcetera.

Girl A: Oh my gosh, I hate being single. I need to find someone and settle down... Wife me up! Maybe I should text that guy that was semi-attractive and really clingy... Or my ex that wants me back... Should I start going on dates again?
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.

by 77jmoney77 March 29, 2019

thirsTay

to kiss someone by surprise with a rapid tongue movement similar to a cat licking up milk from a bowl

The other day, Taylor cam out of no where and gave me a thirsTay!

by Ricky and Foreskin April 29, 2009

Cock Thirsty

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.

Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.

by Corey B. May 31, 2006

thirsty nigga

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"

-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"

by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

Thirstatious

the feeling of being thirsty towards another human or thing. To be anxious to see do or hear something that makes your adrenaline pump

Justin beiber was Thirstatious to get back with Selena Gomez but he got rejected

by Iheartsportz March 6, 2015

thirsty hoe

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.

*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."

by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

by whitegoose May 30, 2014