thirstass 

a bitch who needs MORE than one bottle of mtn dew to go with their plate of food when they go to their room to turn in for the night

“i’m a fatass. wait, no, i’m a thirstass. only if i like cuddle carry this (potential) second bottle of mountain dew with me though. the first one that’s almost gone already is fine”

thirstass by plate of food eatin dafucka November 15, 2018

thirstposting 

Posting on social media simply to get likes and reacts.

Bitches be thirstposting.

thirstposting by TheRealWarriorPoet September 30, 2017

Thirstatious 

the feeling of being thirsty towards another human or thing. To be anxious to see do or hear something that makes your adrenaline pump

Justin beiber was Thirstatious to get back with Selena Gomez but he got rejected

Thirstatious by Iheartsportz March 6, 2015

Thirstation 

I feeling of extreme thirst.

I am dying of thirstation.

Thirstation by LGBrit August 19, 2007

thirstasigh 

a big sigh u give after a large and quienchfull drink

Joebob walk through the desert for miles and miles, then out of no where he found a free lemonade stand and took the juge and DRANK THAT SUCKER DOWN!! Then he gave the biggest thirstasigh in his life

thirstasigh by Jessica + Russell <3 March 3, 2009

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

Pizza Thirsties by Kraddel March 16, 2009

thirstiest 

Thirstiest (root word: Thirsty): The slutiest of sluts, to be thirsty is to be in need of a baller or a male/female with money to quench your desires. Thirstiest is to be the creme de la creme of whores, in appearance and attitude... WATCH OUT FOR THESE HOES! LOL

Man I saw the #thirstiest chicks out downtown Detroit tonight WTF is goin on??

thirstiest by Mr. MoTown August 1, 2011