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You think you're fresh meat? 

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.
Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?

You think you're fresh meat? 

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

Thick Meat 

1. Slang for penis. Used usually by women in the USA. Meant to represent a penis of large size and/or weight.

2. Representing a man with great muscular build.
1. Karmen: Hey, so I slept with Perse last night!
Micheline: Oh? I’ve heard he has thick meat!

2. Dartin: Yo, J-Dog, that’s some thick meat you got on you.
J-Dog: Thanks bro.
Thick Meat by ILikeToDanceOrDoI December 21, 2018

Thonk meat 

Tiny donkey meat
Your mom likes thonk meat
Thonk meat by Meme lord xd January 5, 2019

beateth thine meateth 

The Shakespearean way to refer to beating of the meat.
aamir you must stop the beateth thine meateth
beateth thine meateth by hugepp69420 November 24, 2023

thickmeat 

A thick penis(dickmeat).
A member of exceptional girth.
She seemed like a sport, but could not handle my thickmeat in her pooper.
thickmeat by trimbandit June 19, 2007
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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