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wild bill thick cock 

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.
Damn girl why the wheelchair? Did Wild Bill Thick Cock stop by after his game last night?

cock me thick 

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.
In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..
cock me thick by jimissobored January 4, 2015

Thick as a donkey's cock 

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.
There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

Jedi cock trick 

the ability to make a cock hard by telepathy from across the room
Much like a Jedi mind trick, my cock instantly rose to attention because she was in the room and I sensed she was thinking about it...a worthy Jedi cock trick.
Jedi cock trick by Flwonder August 5, 2017

cock-trick 

To be so utterly betrayed, tricked, or misled that one's penile erection ability is disabled.
Sultan's girl was really a man
Damn, he got his cock-tricked.
cock-trick by PinkBliss April 28, 2011

Wild Bill Thickcock 

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.
Damn girl why the wheelchair? Did Wild Bill Thickcock stop by after the game?
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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