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these days 

a synonym for "in recent times" or "of late".
Your mom: "Kids these days..."
Me: "I know, don't you love how I'm always shooting them all over your face?"
Your mom: "You know I do, big boy. Give it to me again, in the ass this time!"
Me: "OK, you fucking whore."
these days by Nick D October 13, 2003

These days 

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.
These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.
These days by whimsytea January 31, 2025

kids these days 

A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
kids these days by anarcissie October 29, 2011

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

very into science these days 

Another term for "I'm gay" specifically used by fans of a radio show called Welcome To Night Vale
Girl 1: Jeff is so hot I wish he'd notice me
Girl 2: I wouldn't bet on it. He's very into science these days

niggas talk more than bitches these days 

Dude claim that bitches be runnin they mouth... but in reality it's them in the locker room talking bout them bitches.
I. Wait... he told you we fucked!?
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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