Thejoefrom1993 

A talented ex-youtube vlogger originally from New Zealand, but relocated to England. At his height Thejoefrom1993 had many thousands of views and won a whole bunch of youtube awards. Much missed by the youtube community, Joe left the site, taking his videos with him in 2009... A few remain, reposted by his adoring fans. Perhaps one day he will return to youtube to enlighten us all once again with his ramblings.

Person 1: "What happened to Thejoefrom1993?"
Person 2: "Oh, he gave up vlogging"
Person 1: "Ah shame, his videos were awesome"

Thejoefrom1993 by Ohdear17 March 19, 2011

I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

therefor 

How dumb people spell therefore

Therefor I am really stupid because I can't spell therefore

therefor by funnywomenjkwomenarentfunny September 9, 2016

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

you can't get there from here 

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

you can't get there from here by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

you can't get there from here 

A phrase that is stereotypically attributed to people from Maine, usually by people in the lower New England states to feel superior to our Northern neighbors (like we don't talk funny enough). It has to be said with a northern Maine accent: "there" is pronounced "they-ahh" and "here" is pronounced "hee-yahhhh." The "you" is implied and does not need to be said.

Well you can't get there from here.

you can't get there from here by jimbolaya August 14, 2010

Therefore

Therefore: you are going to conclude an argumen and would draw out its significance

Therefore: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudioka has agreed to work for God in 1980s; therefore, he was anointed as a confirmation to continue his training for extra three years after that he began working for God fully.

Therefore by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 11, 2017