theraputize 

to provide therapy to someone who really needs it.

Therapee: "I can't stop playing dragon vale! And when i don't play I can't stop making noises and such!"
Theraputer: "That's unfortunate. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. Let me theraputize you!

theraputize by dragontheraputers October 26, 2012

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

self therapize by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapize 

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

therapize by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize 

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

therapize by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize 

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

therapize by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

Theraputic Troping 

The act of surfing TVtropes.org in order to recover from the impact of a particular work, be it fiction or nonfiction by understanding the tropes which make up the work. Most often used in conjunction with horror movies.

After watching The Orphanage, Sarah spent several hours indulging in theraputic troping in order to alleviate her fears.

Theraputic Troping by Gabriel Rosalind April 21, 2010

Therapatise 

The act of giving someone therapy for their problems that otherwise would not be fixed

Dr. Phil needs to get up in here and therapatise me and my head full of lies

Therapatise by Cay Hambert August 1, 2012