Therapunize

To commit therapy upon another.

The doctor wanted to therapunize Sally, so that she wouldn't see ghosts anymore.

by KatGrl October 30, 2006

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

theraputize

to provide therapy to someone who really needs it.

Therapee: "I can't stop playing dragon vale! And when i don't play I can't stop making noises and such!"
Theraputer: "That's unfortunate. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. Let me theraputize you!

by dragontheraputers October 26, 2012

therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.

person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"

by Pbedesem January 10, 2008