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Barber Shop Throwover 

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
Barber Shop Throwover by dustpan56 November 24, 2009

Theftovers 

When you steal left overs from food, A: you didn't make or B: you didn't order.
I'm going to my parents house to try to score some theftovers. I heard they went to ...insert your favorite restaurant.
Theftovers by Vduxx August 26, 2018

Thanoversary 

the date on which a negative event took place in a previous year.
"the 50th thanoversary of the start of World War II"
Thanoversary by RobN January 27, 2021

Theonclersofficialwife 

The amazing tiktok theonclersofficialwife, they are amazing and very helpful, I still want my username back.
“Theonclersofficialwife is my favorite tiktoker” “mine too!!”
Theonclersofficialwife by P3ng7n January 27, 2022

thongversation 

A conversation that happens with thong underwear as your communication vehicle.
Tamara was trying in vain to get a drink, so she started a thongversation with her "100% Kosher Meat" thong and had guys buying her drinks all night!
thongversation by buzzcowboy October 9, 2008

@fuck.thegovernment 

person 1-omg someone so cool followed me back
person 2-who was it?
person 1-@fuck.thegovernment
person 2-no way you are so lucky